Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Beat Happening - Christmas, Cap'n Jazz- Winter Wonderland

Lo-fi, lo-musicianship, lo-suckage. Hi-awesome.

Beat Happening - Christmas
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"I had sex on Chrismas
I had sex three times today
Three different women taught be how to be bored in their own separate, sweet, little ways

I feel like hell on Christmas
And I feel like hell today
I feel like Hell
When I wake-up, I can tell that I'm never gonna make you stay

Okay, here it goes

I didn't get no presents on Christmas
And I sure didn't get none today
Learned my lesson
Life is one long session of disappointment, heartache, pain


...and despair"

Cap'n Jazz - Winter Wonderland
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(lyrics just because I don't have a long write-up today and otherwise this picture fits funny)

"sleigh bells ring, are you listening? in the lane, snow is glistening.
a beautiful sight, we're happy tonight. walking in a winter wonderland.
gone away is the bluebird. here to stay is a new bird. he sings a love song
as we go along, walking in a winter wonderland
in the meadow we can build a snowman. then pretend that he is parson brown
he'll say: are you married? we'll say: no man, but you can do the job when you're in town.
later on we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire.
to face unafraid the plans that we've made walking in a winter wonderland
in the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he's a circus clown
we'll have lots of fun with mister snowman. until the alligators knock him down
when it snows ain't it thrilling? though your nose gets a chilling.
we'll frolic and play, the eskimo way. walking in a winter wonderland

Beat Happening - Beat Happening @Amazon.com

Cap'n Jazz- Analphabetapolothology @Amazon.com


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