"We both hate the holidays Our parents act crazy And the mall is insane Let's skip it all And have a non-traditional non-denominational celebration
Christmas with you is the best We'll have no turkey or guest Sleeping late but before we get dressed I want to give you a present It was fun when I was a kid And then it started getting strange I got too old for toys and games And now i have you And I think we should choose A non-traditional non-denominational celebration
Christmas with you is the best We'll have no turkey or guest Sleeping late but before we get dressed I want to give you a present
We both hate the holidays Our parents act crazy Let's have non-traditional non-denominational celebration
Christmas with you is the best We'll have no turkey or guest Sleeping late but before we get dressed I want to give you a present I want to give you a present I want to give you a present I want to give you a present" The Long Blondes - Christmas is Canceled
"Came back from late night shopping Saw your shadow on the curtain I presumed you let your self in with the key you'd yet to return You asked me how I'd been And if I'd seen much snow Skilfully avoiding things that happened here a year ago
So she's turned you out has she well I cant say I'm surprised After last years festive past I find it hard to sing goodbyes
I slipped through slush on Boxing Day the shops were shut no films were on You swanned around to hers and left a note to say you'd gone
Stood by the fire place You look ridiculous You cant just come and stay here like you did last Christmas You know what you did wrong and Christmas well Christmas is canceled this year
The last thing I expected was to come and find you knocking at my door waiting for a treat in Christmas stockings ( how shocking) Don't take you jacket off this is not you home Just raise you glass to two more people spending Christmas day alone
Stood by the fire place You look ridiculous You cant just come and stay here like you did last Christmas You know what you did wrong and Christmas and Christmas well Christmas is canceled this year
No mum don't worry about me il just have fish and chips for tea I'll watch the queen and go to sleep I'll watch the queen and go to sleep
Stood by the fire place You look ridiculous You can't just come and stay here like you did last Christmas You know what you did wrong and Christmas and Christmas well Christmas is canceled this year You know what you did wrong and Christmas and Christmas well Christmas is canceled this year
No mum, don't worry about me, just have a happy Christmas x 2 Christmas is cancelled this year"
I love the Lips so much. I've already covered their (unfortunately rather lackluster) version of "White Christmas," but today here's two originals that fare off much better. "Christmas at the Zoo" is one of the highlights of off their underrated 1996 record Clouds Taste Metallic. It's about going to the zoo and freeing the animals on Christmas eve, but the animals don't wish to leave, yet are flattered that you thought about them enough to do so. Very nice.
The second song, "A Change at Christmas," comes from 2003's Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell EP and comments on how everyone is so much nicer to each other during the Holiday season and how much better the world would be if this period never ended. Very true. However, what would become of Christmas season then? Would we have to be even more pleasant? The Flaming Lips - Christmas at the Zoo backup link
"There wasn't any snow on Christmas Eve And I knew what I should do I thought I'd free the animals All locked up at the zoo
I opened up the fence where the peacocks were The lamas were unleashed The snakes and seals could all get out But they refused to leave
All of the animals agreed They're not happy at the zoos But they preferred to save themselves They seemed to think they could
The elephants, orangutans All the birds and kangaroos all said "Thanks but no thanks, man But to be concerned is good"
It started to snow on Christmas Eve In the middle of the night Walking through the state park zoo And everything is white"
"I know everything changes Yeah, it's strange how time marches on Maybe there'll be some time in the future Oh, tell me I'm not wrong
Oh, if I could stop time It would be a frozen moment just around Christmas When all of mankind reveals its truest potential And there is sympathy for the suffering Yes, there is sympathy for those who are suffering
And the world embraces peace and love and mercy Instead of power and fear And as sure as I'm standing here I swear it really does appear that a change comes over us Yes, some kind of change comes over us
And it's glimpsed for one shining moment And this change feels like a change that's real But then it passes along with the season And then we just go back to the way we were Yes, we just go back to the way we were
Say it isn't so Tell me I'm not just a dreamer I'm talking with a friend and he knows how it ends He says it's easier, that's just the way we are That's human nature and that's just the way we are Oh, say it isn't so!"
The YLT track comes from their 2002 Merry Christmas from Yo La Tengo EP, and the Luna one is from a 1992 special promo 7" on green and red colored vinyl.
An Elephant Sixmas! Wow. First there's Ladybug Transistor's "Christmas Extravaganza," which sounds like listening to an amazing holiday party. I picture a group of good friends who can't decide what carol to sing, so instead they sing a handful of them, meshing them together to form a single song. It really is a Christmas extravaganza. The song originally comes from the long out of print Kindercore records compilation Christmas Two.
The next song is also from an out of print Kindercore compilation, Christmas in Stereo. The album has in interesting concept: gathering bands from the label together and giving each of them 2 weeks to write and record a Christmas song. Here's of Montreal's offering, a memoir of the perfect Christmas.
"Do you remember that one Christmas When we didn't think we'd be together? We were almost separated by the weather But I ran through the snow Right up to your window and smiled Because I was so absolutely happy to be with you
All our relatives were too afraid To drive through the snow We got to spend the day alone I swear it was the most beautiful day I know
We sat by the fire and opened the presents That we'd gotten for each other Then after you telephoned your mother We cuddled on the couch Drank cocoa by the tree And you smiled Because you were so absolutely happy to be with me
The day went by so fast And as night approached we laughed at our luck The snow had let up After the roads were cleared All our relatives suddenly appeared So we blew out the candles and replaced Frank Sinatra with Phil Spector's Christmas record Our grandparents filed in all plaid and checkered With their arms filled with gifts And delicious desserts and we smiled Because we were so absolutely happy So very, very happy to be together" The Ladybug Transistor official website of Montreal official website
Beat Happening - Christmas backup link "I had sex on Chrismas I had sex three times today Three different women taught be how to be bored in their own separate, sweet, little ways
I feel like hell on Christmas And I feel like hell today I feel like Hell When I wake-up, I can tell that I'm never gonna make you stay
Okay, here it goes
I didn't get no presents on Christmas And I sure didn't get none today Learned my lesson Life is one long session of disappointment, heartache, pain
(lyrics just because I don't have a long write-up today and otherwise this picture fits funny)
"sleigh bells ring, are you listening? in the lane, snow is glistening. a beautiful sight, we're happy tonight. walking in a winter wonderland. gone away is the bluebird. here to stay is a new bird. he sings a love song as we go along, walking in a winter wonderland in the meadow we can build a snowman. then pretend that he is parson brown he'll say: are you married? we'll say: no man, but you can do the job when you're in town. later on we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire. to face unafraid the plans that we've made walking in a winter wonderland in the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he's a circus clown we'll have lots of fun with mister snowman. until the alligators knock him down when it snows ain't it thrilling? though your nose gets a chilling. we'll frolic and play, the eskimo way. walking in a winter wonderland"
Today's entry is going to be a brilliant one. First we have Feist's rendition of the 16th century traditional piece "Lo, How a Rose E're Blooming." The song is from German origin, its original title being "Est ist en Ros entsprungen." No one knows who the original author of the lyrics was, but German composer Michael Praetorius is responsible for the tune as we know it today. It's incredibly beautiful. This is along the lines of the the type of Christmas songs I like best- the classy, traditional ones... those associated with Christmas rather than penned for the occasion.
"This Christmas" could not be anymore opposite than "Lo, How a Rose E're Blooming." It was written in 1970 by Donny Hathaway and today is frequently performed by a multitude of lame artists such as the Cheetah Girls, Ruben Studdard, Chris Brown, Elliott Yamin and Dru Hill to name a few. Frankly, it's crap. So the Dismemberment Plan doing a cover of this...how could they transform this sentimental fluffball of a song into something completely awesome? I don't know, but you will be rocking out hard to "This Christmas." You'll then realize what you're rocking out to, stop for a second, shrug, and then rock even harder. Now this is a cover!